RULES AND REGULATIONS OF BEING A SIDE PIECE/JUMPOFF

 This is done up by myself and DJBIGJAE -->>follow him on twitter @DjBigJae

By signing this agreement I (insert your name) will follow the rules and regualations of being ( his/her name) side piece or jumpoff.
   1) Always remain in your position, you never can cross it.

2)Understand you have no rights to his/her funds

3)Answering the main parties phone is strictly forbidden

4)Meeting family members is completely out the question(So asking when your going to meet mom and dad ,the answer is NEVER always and forever)The only family memeber you will meet is brother/malecousin only.Thats only so you can bring your friends so they can fuck too.

5)Falling in love or catching any type of feelings is a no go

6) WE WILL NEVER TAKE CONDOM OFF

7) You will not be (his/her)friend on any soical network (i.e twitter,facebook)

8)Conversations on the phone will be brief (date,and time only )

9)You will only get fast food (Sonic, Wendy's Cheeckers and so on)

10) You get no health benitfits, no sick days or call outs.

11) WE WILL NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC!
  
12) YOU CAN BE REPLACE!!!!!!

By signing this agreement you clearing understand the rules of being (insert his/her name) side piece/jumpoff.
Print x____________________
Date: ____________________


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